A STABLE HAS BECOME AVAILABLE AT MANOR EQUESTRIAN.

🚨🚨🐴 HOLY SH*T… STOP EVERYTHING. 🐴🚨🚨 A STABLE HAS BECOME AVAILABLE AT MANOR EQUESTRIAN. Yes. A WHOLE STABLE. EMPTY. So we are searching for one experienced, friendly, sensible and appropriately unhinged horse owner to join the Manor family. We say “appropriately unhinged” because you own a horse. The sensible ship sailed a LONG time ago. 😂 ❤️ WHAT DO WE HAVE? 🐴 Beautiful, spacious stables 🏠 Indoor arena — because Britain 🌧️ 🌿 Large grass outdoor arena 🏇 Full course of show jumps 🌳 Full course of arena eventing jumps 🏆 In-house competitions, clinics & events 🎓 Qualified coaches available for lessons on-site 🚛 Manor Equestrian horse transport available for getting out and about ❤️ Proud home of Saddle Up & Survive Riding Club Basically, we have everything you need to spend even MORE money on your horse. 🤣💸 And we are ALWAYS OUT TOGETHER. 🐎 Hacking 🏆 Competing 🌊 Beach rides 🌳 Fun rides 🎓 Clinics 🐴 Days out 🤦‍♀️ And completely unnecessary adventures organised because somebody said: “Guys… I’ve had an idea.” At Manor, those five words should genuinely require a risk assessment. 🤣 There is nearly ALWAYS someone to tag along with. Which means you can finally stop trying to persuade your non-horsey partner that standing next to a horsebox in horizontal rain for seven hours is a romantic Sunday together. 😂 Now… ⚠️ THE EXTREMELY COMPLICATED MANOR RULES: ⚠️ 🚫 NO DRAMA 🚫 NO YARD POLITICS 🚫 NO UNNECESSARY NONSENSE That’s it. Because the horses already provide enough drama for an entire Netflix series. We absolutely DO NOT need the humans adding storylines. And please understand something before applying… WE ARE AN ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS YARD. 🤣❤️ We laugh. A LOT. We take the mickey out of each other. We help each other. We celebrate each other. And at least once a day somebody screams: “WHY THE HELL DO WE HAVE HORSES?!” Usually while carrying a broken headcollar, one muddy boot and a vet invoice. Ten minutes later… “Guys, look at this horse I found for sale…” 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣 If you want a very serious yard where everyone whispers, nobody laughs and your saddle pad must perfectly coordinate with your horse’s emotional state… WE ARE PROBABLY NOT YOUR PEOPLE. 🤣 But… If you want somewhere friendly, supportive and relaxed… If you want people to hack with… People to compete with… People to go to the beach with… People who cheer when things go brilliantly… And people who hand you a coffee and laugh with you when everything has gone completely tits-up… ❤️ YOU MAY HAVE JUST FOUND YOUR YARD. ❤️ 🐴 LIVERY OPTIONS: 🐴 Assisted Livery 🐴 Part Livery 🐴 Full Livery We are NOT looking to chuck the first horse into the empty stable. We want the RIGHT horse and human to join our Manor family. ❤️ 📞 Contact Alex to arrange a visit: 07803 290 450 🐴❤️ MANOR EQUESTRIAN ❤️🐴 ⚠️ WARNING: ⚠️ You may come to Manor simply to view a stable… …and leave with: ✔️ 27 new friends ✔️ Three clinics booked ✔️ A beach ride organised ✔️ A competition entered ✔️ Another saddle pad you didn’t need ✔️ £4.72 remaining in your bank account …and somehow… ANOTHER HORSE. Don’t blame us. WELCOME TO MANOR. 🤣🐴🎪❤️ 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣